It's my wife Marian's birthday, and at one point today she asked me to look up things that happened on this day in history. Among the factoids I uncovered is that she shares a birthday with Florence Henderson...
... which freaked us the hell out, because I happened to share a birthday with Robert Reed.
What does this mean? Do I have to get a perm? Replace our lawn with astroturf? Hire a wisecracking maid? Host a variety show?