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Burn Notice, "End Run": Smarty-cat and mouse

Spoilers for tonight's extra-special-y awesome "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I park eight inches off the curb... "You're not this good. Nobody is this good." -Brennen Actually, he is this good, Brennen. And in episodes like "End Run,

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Burn Notice, "Question and Answer": Nightmare on Michael's street

Spoilers for tonight's "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I snort lactose... "Loving Michael is always trench warfare." -Madeline "Question and Answer" continues to get good mileage out of Michael being a man without a country, or a protector, by

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Burn Notice, "Friends and Family": Wanted man

Quick spoilers for the "Burn Notice" season three premiere coming up just as soon as I mix beer with yogurt... "You might as well tattoo a bullseye on your forehead." -Harlan I already wrote a lot today about "Burn Notice," between today's

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Burn Notice: Matt Nix talks season three

I've been doing a lot of post-mortem interviews lately, so I thought I'd try something different and chat with "Burn Notice" creator Matt Nix in advance of season three, which I also reviewed (along with "Royal Pains") in today's column.

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'Royal Pains,' 'Burn Notice' reviews - Sepinwall on TV

In today's column, I look at the return of "Burn Notice" and the debut of its new (and very familiar-looking) USA partner, "Royal Pains": Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Once a network has a hit, it's going to do everything

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Burn Notice, "Lesser Evil": I guess this means we're not going to Disney World

Spoilers for the "Burn Notice" season two finale coming up just as soon as I ask On-Star for the nearest hardware store... "You have no idea what hell will rain down if we stop watching out for you." -Management "I'll take my chances.

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Burn Notice, "Sins of Omission": My fiancee Sam

Spoilers for last night's "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I see what I modify my disposable camera... Why was "Sins of Omission" one of the best episodes of this very strong "Burn Notice" season? Let's count the

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Burn Notice, "Truth and Reconciliation": The Haitian

"Burn Notice" spoilers coming up just as soon as I get a ride to my partner stretching class... It would be hard for "Burn Notice" to top last week's bank heist episode, which was kind of a pure distillation of all the things that

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Burn Notice, "Bad Breaks": Everything old is new again

Spoilers for last night's "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I take a calming walk along the marina... Now that's what I'm talking about. Because "Burn Notice" has done such a great job of establishing Michael's

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Burn Notice, "Seek and Destroy": Raiders of the lost art

Spoilers for Thursday's "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I get out my blowtorch... This is both much later and much shorter than I wanted, but other things (notably Comic-Con; "Chuck" panel recap coming later tonight) got in the way, and I

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Burn Notice, "Hot Spot": Where's Wallace?

"Burn Notice" spoilers coming up just as soon as I get a few dozen phonebooks... "There's an element of theater in any offensive campaign. It's not just about bullets and bodies. Killing people usually creates more problems than it solves. It's

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Burn Notice, "Do No Harm": Bikini girls with machine guns

Spoilers for the return of "Burn Notice" coming up just as soon as I cut my thumb... "I want my brother out of jail! I want answers! I want my life back!" -Michael As I said in today's column, "Do No Harm"